Some old bag cuts her hedge…and it's the symbol of the WWF. Here's a chainsaw, and what's left is a WW? Gasoline, match - BOOM! Sticks remain, and the WW is all that's left. Get the F out.

I don't like this… Who's gonna crack first and drop WWF?

Opening credits.

We're LIVE from Hartford, CT. New look, same attitude. Why couldn't we have kept old look, different attitude?

TRISH STRATUS vs. JAZZ (with Steven Richards) (in a No Disqualification Match for the WWE Women's Title)

Lillian makes it through saying WWE, so far so good. Ross hypes the big 6 man for later tonight, with the n.W.o. against Flair/Austin/Bradshaw. Last Monday, Richards won the Hardcore Title with help from Jazz - and they drove away together.

Trish ducks a clothesline, and hits some rights. Whip is reversed - sunset flip, 1, 2, Jazz kicks off. More punches from Trish, boots to the midsection in the corner, and here comes the chops. Whoooo! Whip is reversed, Trish hits the corner - Jazz leaps, but Trish sidesteps and she eats a turnbuckle. Schoolboy, but Richards has the ref busy and can't count. Trish swings at Richards, but he's off the turnbuckle and out of harm's way. Jazz rushes Trish from behind and knocks her out to the floor. On the ground, a headbutt is nailed, and Trish is rolled back in. Ross compares Jazz to Mike Tyson. Stomp that mudhole Jazz! Double underhook overhead suplex - and Jazz is all smiles. The crowd boos, and she doesn't like that much. Another double underhook overhead, cover, 1, 2, Trish kicks out. Jazz gets vicious, choking Trish in the ropes - and hits a forearm right in the face. Cover, 1, 2, Trish gets a shoulder up. Jazz puts a double chickenwing on Trish - and picks her right up into the air. Ow, ow, ow! Trish is dropped right down on her chest, and I think that's the first time I've EVER seen that happen to her. Whip into the ropes, Trish ducks a clothesline - boot to the midsection, STRATUSFACTION! 1, 2, Richards pulls the ref out. It's no DQ, so it's all legal. HUGE Stevenkick right to Trish. Goodnight. 1, 2, 3.

Time: 3:12

Steven with a big hug for Jazz, she's still the champ. Look out though, a trashcan's in, and so's Bubba Ray Dudley. Punching - whip - backdrop - more punching - Bionic elbow - Bionic elbow for Jazz - BUBBA, GET THE TABLE! He heads out to get a table, and sets it up. Bubba Bomb for Steven, not through the table, 1, 2, 3. New Hardcore champ.

Time: 1:08

Jazz has a trashcan lid - but stops before nailing Bubba. She goes for a kick, but he grabs her by the hair. From behind, Raven's in with a trashcan lid, and nails Bubba. Raven Effect, 1, 2, 3.

Time: 0:24

Raven doesn't even have time to celebrate before Justin Credible hits a Superkick and covers, 1, 2, 3.

Time: 0:10

I hate Justin Credible. Someone, take him out. Anyone…oh not you Crash. Missile dropkick, 1, 2, 3.

Time: 0:17

He celebrates…right into Bubba Ray Dudley. Crash tells Bubba to get the tables, so Bubba waffles him with the trashcan. Trish covers, 1, 2, 3.

Time: 0:22

Bubba grabs Trish by the hair…and gets sprayed by a fire extinguisher from Jazz. Trish sees if Bubba is okay, but in his blindness he puts her through a table. Steven Richards crawls over, and gets the pin. 1, 2, 3.

Time: 0:51

Richards takes off while Bubba gets some water for his eyes. After rubbing it in, he realizes what he's done (despite wanting to do that anyway). He utters a BAD word, then picks up Trish? Wha? I'm confused.

X-Pac, Hall, and The Big Show are headed out of the n.W.o. locker room and talking about "doing this!". JR wonders what they're up to. Let's take an ad break.

Scott Hall, X-Pac, and The Big Show enter the ring, and it's time for our 20 minute interview. "Listen up. I know you little people out there have even smaller attention spans, so incase anyone of you missed it, I wanna show the footage of what happened two weeks ago on RAW. Roll it. (Footage of The Giant joining the n.W.o. is showed) WHAM Austin, I own you right now. I have him by the neck, the biggest star in the WWF, manhandled, slammed, crushed. Is there anything more beautiful? Now since that happened, all of you little fans have asked me why? Why would I do that to Stone Cold? You say What and I'll break everyone of you in half. I'm gonna put it in perspective for you. Two years ago I was in the main event of Wrestlemania. You know what I was doing this year? I was in a restaurant picking your ugly kids up, trying to pretend I'm having a good time. What's the common denominator? Two years ago Austin was hurt, I was in the main events. Austin's back, where am I last pay-per-view? Instead of being in a main event match, I'm in a preliminary match on Heat. I am the biggest, baddest superstar to EVER hit this company. You see it all stems from jealousy, it all stems from insecurity. You small people, you realize deep down inside you can't stop someone like me. You can't control someone like me. So you try to hold me down, denying what's rightfully mine. But oh no, now there's no stopping me. I am a real life seven foot five hundred pound fire breathing walkin' talkin' pissed off Giant. You think this is bad? This works out great. The n.W.o. gets a little supercharge. Basically the n.W.o. just got bigger. As Stone Cold puts it, the bottom line, the bottom line is there's nothing you or Ric Flair can do about it." WHOOOOOO! Ric Flair's on his way out. "Is that what this is all about, is why you're out here whining and crying? 'Cause you weren't at Wrestlemania? I wish I was as big as you, I wish I was as tall as you, I wish I had the gift god gave you. I don't, but I'm a sixteen time, sixteen time, the World's champion, you know why? I didn't whine, I didn't cry, I went out there and worked my ass off every night. If you've got a problem with your position on RAW, look in a seven foot mirror. And as far as n.W.o. goes, I apologized to you guys last week, X-Pac I counted what I saw. You don't like it, that's tough shit. I got no problem telling everyone here, I like Austin, I don't like you guys at all. Yeah, and as much as I want to see Bradshaw, yeah that's right. As much as I want to, and Hartford wants to, and the world wants to, whoooo, as much as Bradshaw and Austin should have you all alone, not gonna happen. They're gonna have the three of you, that's right, right here Hartford tonight, the n.W.o., X-Pac, Scott Hall, The Big Show versus Bradshaw, The Nature Boy whoooo, and Stone Cold Steve Austin, whoooo!" "Hey yo! Let me get this right Flair. That's your big news? That's your surprise? Well uh, chico, the n.W.o. has a surprise for you and all of you, and it's gonna happen in this very ring, and it's gonna change the history of this company forever." Hit the porno music. Flair looks confused, Hall makes the "don't sing it, bring it " motion. We head off to commercial.

WILLIAM REGAL vs. SPIKE DUDLEY (for the WWE European Title)

I have a feeling Spike Dudley's reign is about to end, and THANK GOD. Clips from Insurrextion, Spike Dudley hurt his ankle and Regal really did some damage to it. Spike BARELY retained his title with a fluke roll up, then got waffled with the brass knuckles. Regal's got the stick before the match. "Spike Dudley, your courage in coming out here tonight is oh so admiral. It really is a shame you signed for this European Title match before you were injured this weekend at Insurrextion isn't it? Being the perfect gentleman that I am, I will offer you a choice. You can do the right thing and forfeit the title to me right here, right now before the match. Because if you don't you miserable little toe rag, the thrashing that I gave to you this past weekend will seem like a walk in the bloody park sunshine, you understand me you foul, filthy, disgusting little shitewhore (I'm not sure about that last one)." "You know, maybe you're right. My ankle is killing me, I can barely walk. Maybe I should do the smart thing, and forfeit. Because after what you just said, you really put things in perspective for me." And he attacks.

Spike throws a punch, and leaps on Willie's back. Hammering away from behind, Regal takes him over and stomps on the bad leg. Scoop and a slam with the foot hitting the ropes. He's pulled to the middle of the ring, anklelock, goodnight. We have a new European Champion!

Time: 0:35

Regal grabs his new belt and gives the peace sign to everyone. "I would just like to take a moment from my victory to declare myself as the greatest European Champion of all time." Regal attacks Spike again on the ramp and grabs him back to ringside by the ankle. Tossed in, Regal stomps on the ankle and puts the anklelock back on. Suddenly, D'Lo Brown is in, hits the Sky High, and plays his music.

Ric Flair gets out his boots, and throws one down on the desk. The camera turns and shows he's with Arn Anderson. "Did I hear the n.W.o. go out on my show tonight and say they have a surprise?" "Yep." "I'm Ric Flair, if there's gonna be any surprises tonight I wanna know about it right now. I'm going to their dressing room." "You're the boss." Thanks for showing up Arn!

Booker T's in a 7-Eleven. "Oh thank heaven, 7-Eleven. And the coast is clear finally. Yo dawg, you see a gold freak come in here? He's been stalkin' me all week, I can't get rid of him." "No, I think I'd remember him if I did." "Yeah, you would wouldn't you? Where's the Slurpees at dawg?" "Down at the end around the corner." "Yeah I've gotta get my good luck pre-ritual Slurpee on, yeah it's all good. Now what's this? Yo what's up kid, all the Booker T cups, yall looking for one? I'll hook yall up, now get out of here. Hardy, RVD, The Rock? Man, yall sold out of Booker T cups. Bust me up sucka. I was looking forward to this. RVD, looking real tough huh dawg? You ain't gonna be looking all tough when I be kicking yo punk ass. Ummm, damn that's good. Yo, you in line dawg?" "(Inhales)" "Oh no man, now I'm calling the police!" "Please, I'm sorry about this elaborate disguise, this is the only way I could get to talk to you. I followed you from your hotel." "FOLLOWED ME?" "Yes, yes, I'm also sorry for last week's mishaps, it will never happen again if only you and I would had remained a team. But now tonight, you're with Eddie Guerrero against RVD and Jeff Hardy. What gives?" "Hey man, you some kind of freak, you some kind of creep, and I don't like it man, I DON'T LIKE IT." "I'm not a creep. It's all about mind games Book. It's all about you and me being as a unit, being unstoppable, psychological, that's what makes us undefeated, and the best that there can be. Now let's talk things through, let's clear the air." "You might be right. You might be right, but let's talk about it later. I gotta go." "Okay one more thing, please wait. If you would just allow me to have a drink of your Slurpee, I'll give you a bite of my wiener." "MAN back 'em up, back the hell up, it's over, it's over between us." "Book, wait, come on now, mind games, mind games remember. Dammit."

At Insurrextion, Planet Stasiak and Brock Lesnar were a tag-team. Heyman asked Stasiak to stay on the apron, which he didn't do and the Hardys pinned Stasiak. Lesnar goes ballistic and kills Stasiak after the match.

Brock Lesnar warms up backstage as JR announces Lesnar vs. Stasiak again for this week. Paul Heyman arrives on the scene. "Brock, it's time we took Planet Stasiak down to earth."

In the n.W.o. locker room, Flair's looking for anyone. "Where the hell is everybody huh? What's going on around here?" He spies a hat. "An APA hat, in the n.W.o. dressing room? That doesn't work."

The Undertaker arrives to the building and asks a backstage worker to watch his bike. Behind him, the n.W.o. are chatting things up by an ambulance.

PLANET STASIAK vs. BROCK LESNAR (with Paul Heyman)

I dig Stasiak's new music. Lawler plugs Tough Enough 3, and how YOU can become a Tough Enough star. Go to http://www.toughenough.com for details. Stasiak attacks Lesnar when he's on the apron, but that does no good. Into the ring, whip - Stasiak gets in a kick. He charges, but is met with a drop toehold. Lesnar gets on the bar of Stasiak and pounds on the back, then drags his face across the top rope. In the corner, shoulderblocks are hit. Big choke back on the turnbuckle, referee orders a break. Whip - Stasiak hits the corner and Lesnar's right behind him with a clothesline. Stasiak falls in the corner, and the fans start chanting "Goldberg!". Hah! Spinebuster for Stasiak. Heyman wants Lesnar to hurt Stasiak. Scoop - backbreaker, powerslam. "MAKE AN EXAMPLE!" Onto the shoulders - inverted TKO. "PIN THAT MAN!" One foot cover, 1, 2, 3.

Time: 2:06

The Undertaker is walking around backstage. He appears to be looking for something. There's the guy he asked to watch his bike. "Come here. Where's my bike?" "He took it." "WHO took my motorcycle?" "Hulk Hogan." "Who?" "Hulk Hogan." "Get out of here." Taker makes faces.

Last Monday night, The Undertaker beat the piss out of Hulk Hogan during a match between Hogan and Regal. Using the spike from his weightlifting belt, Hogan was busted wide open.

Limp Bizkit's in the house - but The Undertaker isn't. Hogan's on The Undertaker's motorcycle and rides it down the ramp to the ring. RAW ends, Raw Zone starts. Hogan heads into the ring…and milks that Hogan chant for everything he's got. Ear cupping, false starts on the mic, anything to keep 'em going. "You know something Maniacs? Last week, The Undertaker was flapping his gums and he said the more things change, the more they stay the same. Well Taker, how would you like to experience first hand how I've changed since the last time we met in the ring brother? Well Taker, we all know you don't care much about anything or anybody, but I know one thing that you sure do care about bro. (He heads out of the ring towards the bike.) Well you know something Maniacs, the way I see it, I've got something that belongs to The Undertaker. So the way I see it Taker, if you want this damn bike so bad, why don't you bring your badass out here and take it from me. I dare ya Taker." Here comes The Man. I hope he walks down that ramp, kills Hogan, and we never have to see him again. "Hogan, I know that you ride bikes, so that means I know you know better than this. You don't touch another man's motorcycle. I'm gonna shoot straight with you. I'm already planning on giving you the beating of a lifetime at Judgment Day. So, before you do something really stupid, I think there's something that you might like to know. I've sent people to the hospital for giving my motorcycle a funny look. So I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do. I know you're probably not in the right state of mind after last week, that I understand. But I'm gonna give you one, ONE opportunity to get your ass off my motorcycle, and if you don't, I will walk down that ramp and kick your teeth…" "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know something Taker, are you actually gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand up there like the bitch that you are? Well obviously Taker, you don't want none down here, so how 'bout I bring the bike up there to you brother." Taker looks worried, and Hogan…can't start the bike. The crowd breaks out in laughter, as he tries to start it again…and again…and again. It's completely stalled on the ramp, and the crowd is losing it, and so am I. This is ridiculous. Hogan stops the bike MIDRAMP and starts to head up. The scene cuts to Ross and Lawler, and Lawler is trying to keep from breaking out laughing while JR talks about mind games or something. We hear Hogan STILL trying to start it in the background. This is pathetic. Finally Hogan gets it going and heads up the ramp to a round of applause.

You know, there are times I'm REALLY embarrassed to be a wrestling fan. This is right up there with the monster trucks from Havoc 1995.

Backstage goes Hogan, and he's riding around looking for Taker. He actually uses the signal light when he turns corners. Oh my god. Hogan finds himself in front of a large semi…and gets in. As it turns out, the keys are in the ignition - and before he runs it over WE TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK?

This segment needed a fucking cliffhanger.

When we return, Hogan runs over the bike.

I could cry.

BURGER KING SLAM OF THE WEEK: RVD hits a Five Star Frog Splash on Mr. Perfect, then beats up Eddie Guerrero.

ROB VAN DAM and JEFF HARDY vs. BOOKER T and EDDIE GUERRERO

Even this can't save the show at this point. Though it's a nice thought. Eddie and RVD start. Lockup, Eddie with a go-behind, reversed by Van Dam. Eddie grabs the arm and drags it, RVD reverses it, Eddie tries to reverse, but gets tripped and taken down. Eddie kicks out of a pin attempt and reverses. To their feet, side headlock is shoved off, Eddie into the ropes, and gets tossed by Van Dam. Right, whip, reverse - Eddie kicks a spin kick but takes a heel kick. Faceplant by Van Dam, and Eddie tags out. In comes Booker T to a pop! Lockup, Booker hammers Van Dam down. Chops and kicks in the corner takes RVD down. Whip is reversed, and Van Dam it's the shoulderblocks in the corner. Booker comes out of the corner with a Harlem Sidekick that levels Van Dam! Pickup by Booker - whip - RVD hits a spinning heel kick. Tag out to Jeff Hardy. Off the ropes - flying Jalapeno. Eddie gets in to do something about it - and Jeff drops his legs on Eddie groin. Booker tries to fight, but he gets hammer and whipped, though it's reversed, Eddie nails Hardy, and Booker takes him down. Toss out to the floor, and Eddie works him over. Headfirst into the steps he goes. Back in, Booker takes out Van Dam and goes to work on Hardy. Axekick hits, and he calls for the Spinaroonie. He does it - covers - 1, 2, Van Dam flies in to break it up. Booker's not impressed. Whip - Jeff ducks a clothesline and dropkicks Booker on the other side. Booker boots him in the midsection, whip - DDT by Hardy. Booker tags out to Eddie, and Jeff tags out to RVD. RVD attacks Eddie in the corner. Whip - into the corner, monkey flip! Whip - Guerrero avoids a backdrop, goes for a kick but his foot is caught, and RVD hits the step over heel kick. Booker comes in and gets hit with a rana. Rolling Thunder on Eddie, 1, 2, Booker T breaks it up. RVD is tossed to the floor by Booker T, who follows right behind. Jeff Hardy and Eddie remain in the ring. Whip - tiltawhirl slam from Hardy. Now Goldust is into the ring and he attacks Jeff Hardy. Well, not really an attack, he gets thrown over the top and onto Booker T. Hardy up in one corner - RVD in another. Swantonbomb, Five Star Frogsplash SIMULTANEOUSLY (RVD was a second behind Hardy) and a cover. 1, 2, 3!

Time: 5:42

Goldust can't believe his luck and apologizes to Booker T.

Moments ago, oh don't remind me…

The Coach has Terri backstage. He says normally she interviews people these days, but tonight she's challenged Molly Holly to a swim contest. "That's right Coach. The past couple weeks Molly has been putting me and the other WWE divas down by calling us trashy, and sleazy, and slutty. This past weekend she even had the audacity to do it to my face at Insurrextion. Frankly, I much prefer being behind the mic and doing my job as an interviewer. Since Molly wants to call herself the most beautiful diva because she's pure and wholesome and put me down because I'm proud of my body, I decided to challenge her to this swimsuit contest. And quite frankly I thought we should let the people decide which two things they like best - pure and wholesome, or these?" She opens her coat and is apparently nude because Coach looks…constipated. Lawler ACTUALLY says "did she says Insurrextion…or erection?" Oh my.

Ric Flair's back in his office. "You know Double A, something's not right here. I go to the n.W.o. dressing room, and I find an APA hat. You think about it all that hoopla two weeks ago, nobody saw Bradshaw get attacked. We never got a visual, we never saw him go down. How do we know Bradshaw's not doing something? You know, I'm going to Bradshaw's dressing room right now."

Jerry Lawler's in the ring, which can only mean a classy segment is on the way. Sure enough, it's time for the swimsuit competition. Terri heads to the ring first, still wearing the coat from before. Lawler prays to god she's wearing a thong. Now Molly makes her way out in a white terrycloth robe, carrying flippers. She looks AWESOME in that actually. "If you don't mind, and even if you do, I'm going first. Now King, don't get too excited, because when you see what I'm wearing, you won't believe your eyes." Molly puts on a bathing cap, and takes off her robe to reveal a 1930's style bathing suit. Terri follows suit, takes off her coat to reveal…she's a whore! "You are disgusting. How can you parade around like that? Have you no dignity?" "You're just jealous of what god gave me and what he didn't give you." I have a REAL hard time believing god gave her that. "I am in swimwear for a swimsuit competition. You're dressed like a, like a, excuse my language, but like a stripper. You might as well put a poll in the middle of the ring." "You know what, I think these people have a pretty good opinion. Why don't we let them decide?" The fans give Molly boos, and Terri plenty of cheers. *sigh* I hate fans. "You people don't deserve to see my virgin body in this state of undress." Molly covers up while Terri flaunts. Molly attacks Terri with a flipper, then threatens to nail Lawler. YOU GO GIRL!

Ric Flair walks around in a "Get The F Out" t-shirt. "Bradshaw, Bradshaw. It's Flair. Bradshaw." He finds a Kane mask on the shelf. "Bradshaw's got some explaining to do now. Jackie, where is Austin's dressing room?" "It's down there." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Thank you." "Are you okay?" "No I'm not."

It's Hair vs. Hair at Judgement Day. Now THIS is what I want to see on pay-per-view!

Ric's pounding away on Austin's dressing room. "Hey Ric." "Hey Debra, I need to talk to Stone Cold right away about our match tonight." "Well he just left to get his knees taped up." "When you see him tell him I need to see him right away." "You looking for me?" Camera spins to reveal Bradshaw. "Yeah as a matter of fact I am, I go to the n.W.o. dressing room and I find an APA hat right, I go to your dressing room and I find Kane's mask. You owe me an explanation." "I don't owe you a damn thang, Stone Cold and I am going to the ring to kick some n.W.o. ass. You just decide whether you're coming or not." I think Flair and Debra have apparently forgotten they hate eachother.

The n.W.o. make their way to the ring.

SCOTT HALL, X-PAC, and THE BIG SHOW vs. RIC FLAIR, BRADSHAW, and STEVE AUSTIN

Backstage, The Undertaker has just discovered his crushed motorcycle. He tries to rescue it - but fails, and throws a complete fit. Behind that, a limousine arrives, and Kevin Nash steps out!

Bradshaw wants to start the match, but Austin tags him before it even starts, angering Bradshaw. He's in there against X-Pac. Lockup, side headlock is shoved off by X-Pac. Into the ropes, Austin runs him over. X-Pac leaps on Austin, but gets spinebustered. Hall in - same result. Double noggin knocker. X-Pac is whipped - but it's reversed - X-Pac goes for a dropkick, but Austin hangs onto the ropes and X-Pac hits nothing. Stomp to the midsection - into a catapult right into the corner. Head to the turnbuckle a bunch of times - finger for his own team - one more. Whip - X-Pac kicks Austin in the teeth and tags out to Hall. Right for Austin, right, whip - reversed - Thesz press. Double axehandle, Stunner is attempted but Hall shoves him off. Austin wants Hall to tag in The Big Show. He complies, and in comes the big man. Flair's whoooing away on the apron. Lockup, Show shoves in the corner. Break. Lockup, Austin shoved back into the ropes. Lockup again, shove into the turnbuckle. Austin fires back with rights - whip - reversal - Austin gets backdropped. Bradshaw tags himself in, and Austin doesn't like it. Hall's in on the other side. Right, right, whip - reversal - Bradshaw runs him over with a shoulderblock. Into the corner, clothesline. Whip across to the other side, clothesline for Hall. Right, right, chop - poke to the eye and Hall tags out to X-Pac. X-Pac charges, but a shoulder takes him down. Whip into the corner - Bradshaw blind charges and eats a boot. X-Pac charges, right into a powerslam, 1, 2, X-Pac kicks out. Right, whip - X-Pac ducks a clothesline, and leaps right into a fallaway slam. He wipes his hands of that one - and goes back to the attack. Whip - X-Pac hits a spinning heel kick. In comes Big Show. Headbutt, forearm, into the corner with the knees. Hiptoss sends Bradshaw across the ring. Headbutt, headbutt, headbutt, and Bradshaw's busted open. Big right hand, another, and a pick up. Bradshaw's blood is on Big Show's head. Awesome! Headbutt to the back of Bradshaw's head. Whip - big boot to Bradshaw. Bradshaw tries to fight back, but Big Show lifts a knee, then hammers him down with a right. Elbowdrop, Hall comes in without a tag while the ref deals with Flair who wants in. Hall teaches Bradshaw the real way to do a fallaway slam. Cover, 1, 2, shoulder up. Stomp, tag out to Big Show. Headbutt, down goes Bradshaw. Right drops him again. Big Show talks trash, then drives his knee into Bradshaw's head. Headbutt. Tag out to X-Pac. X-Pac drops his knee a bunch of times, right, right, right, stomp, stomp, stomp. Flair tries to get in again and is sent to the apron. For the second time in this show, I get a Halloween Havoc 1995 flashback, but for different reasons. I'm sure some of you know what I'm referring to. Chop, chop, Bradshaw starts to fight back. The guys trade punches, X-Pac gets him into the heel corner and they beat him down. Whip is reversed - and X-Pac runs into a big boot. Cover, 1, 2, Scott Hall breaks that count up. Austin comes to get rid of Hall, while Flair starts chopping X-Pac. Figure four on the way, and Big Show tosses Flair to the floor. Bradshaw sends Big Show out. Apparently something's happening near the announce table because JR starts yelling about it. Meanwhile, X-Pac whips Bradshaw into the corner. Charge - he misses, and Bradshaw hits the Clothesline From Hell. 1, 2, Big Show drags him out. THE CHOKESLAM right through the table. That's my favorite move in all of pro-wrestling! Austin starts to attack the big man, but Hall stops it and all three attack Austin. In the ring, X-Pac and Hall stomp on Austin. Whip - Austin ducks a double clothesline and hits a clothesline on each man himself. DOUBLE STUNNER! That was pretty cool! Austin crawls around the ring looking for someone to attack. Him and Show have a staredown. Big Show gets in and it's on. Knee to the midsection of Austin, and he hammers away. Headbutt takes down Austin. Forearm to the back, chop, chop, Austin staggers over to another corner. He gets in a kick, but Show attacks and hiptosses Austin. Whip - Austin ducks a clothesline but accidently gets nailed with a Bryan Marchment special! Show follows him out to the floor and rolls him back in. Whip - running clothesline to the corner. Headbutt drops Austin. "Come on Jim Ross, you want some too?" JR starts to go on about what a bully he is. OH SHUT UP! Whip - huge backdrop. Boot to Austin's midsection. Right, whip - blind charge, and Austin gets a boot up. Another chage, another boot. Austin heads to the second rope - and hits the Thesz press! Double bird - Stunner attempt is shoved off, and into the ref who falls out of the ring and dies. Down come the straps. Flair's in with a chair - Show knocks it down and threatens a Chokeslam. Austin from behind with an Uppernut. Flair falls, Show gets hit with a Stunner. Cover, no ref! Austin goes to get the referee. Flair's got a chair, and here it comes folks! WHAM, take that Austin! Flair starts to attack the knee of Austin. I guess that's it. No bell, no contest.

Time: 14:07

"My next official act on behalf of the RAW Brand, kiss my ass punk, is to tell you at Judgement Day is you've got me and Big Show in a handicap match." Here's a jerking of the leg and a figure four for Austin! Big Show laughs like a maniac while Flair gets help from Scott Hall. Now Show helps Flair hold the move and he keeps laughing. Arms up - play Flair's music! And we're out.

Thanks for coming to work Kevin Nash!