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Opening credits.

RVD is the new IC champion, Chris Benoit is back, and The Coach is gonna tell us all about it, all by himself since Raven quit last week. Wait - Jacqueline can't bear to watch Coach do it all by himself and is willing to help him out. This…could work.

MATT HARDY vs. JUSTIN CREDIBLE

Coach claims to still be hungover from the Tough Enough 2 finals. Quick - if they fired Scott Hall, now's your chance to continue the spring cleaning.

Justin goes behind in the waistlock, but can't get a good handle on Hardy and shoves him away by the back of the head. Justin makes faces. Lockup, Hardy gets shoved back to the corner, but he turns it around - breaks when asked to and gets slapped in the side of the head. Justin dares Hardy to slap him - and Matt complies by planting him one right in the kisser. Armwringer - and Justin escapes with a right. Off the ropes goes Matt - and he catches Justin with a neckbreaker. Off comes the shirt - girls scream - it's tossed in the face of Justin and Hardy tackles him. Right, right, right. Justin goes towards the corner - Matt follows - whip is reversed - Justin charges Matt in the corner and Matt meets him with a back elbow. Justin comes forward again - Matt tries a Side Effect but Justin's able to elbow out. Matt comes towards Justin - there's a drop toe hold and Matt flies through the middle rope to the floor. Matt tries to get back in through the middle rope - but Justin cuts him off and leaves him hanging. Justin's feeling bouncy today - springboard legdrop! Cover, 1, 2, Matt kicks out. Justin goes to the chops, then boots him in the midsection. Matt lies in the corner - Justin picks him up by the feet and drops him in a short powerbomb position. He's got the legs hooked, 1, 2, Matt gets away. The rear chinlock is applied on the mat - Hardy fights to his feet, but he can't escape because Justin has a handful of ponytail. Matt turns around and pounds at Justin. Justin counters with a knee to the midsection - front facelock - Matt counters with a Northern Lights suplex without a bridge! Both guys get to their feet - and Matt's in control. Justin gets knocked to his ass - stands - here's a whip - and Justin gets met with a back elbow. An elbowdrop follows - whip is reversed - Justin tries a dropkick but Matt hooks the top rope. Justin's lying wide open, and Matt takes advantage by hitting the slingshot. Scoop slam - Matt to the second rope - HOOOO - nobody home and Matt lands strangely on his feet. Justin charges - Matt ducks the clothesline and hits the Side Effect! 1, 2, Justin just kicks out. Matt stands ready - front facelock - HOOOO - Justin rams him back into the corner. Justin whips Matt towards the corner where the referee is - Matt stops himself - turns and meets the Superkick right on! 1, 2, Matt kicks out. Justin's none to pleased - sets Matt up top - climbs the ropes and gets knocked down. The Savage elbow hits - boot to the midsection - HOOOO - Twist Of Fate, 1, 2, 3.

Time: 5:08

TONIGHT: X-Pac takes on D'Lo Brown - and The Big Show just might be lurking about. Stay tuned.

RAVEN vs. PLANET STASIAK

Didn't Raven quit last week? Isn't that the point of Coach having no real co-host when the show started? Jackie calls commentating a good opportunity - and Raven blew it. Raven's got the word FATE in masking tape across his right peck, and a giant X over his face.

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Lockup - Raven tries a hammerlock but can't go behind and Stasiak shoves him back down to the corner. Stasiak makes a strange face at Raven - and gets shoved for doing so. Stasiak comes back with a right hand and looks around the arena for whomever is speaking to him. Stasiak goes to lockup - and gets booted right in the midsection. Into the corner, Raven gets in some forearm shots across the chest - tries a whip but Stasiak blocks is - and puts on the double chickenwing! Raven gets thrown to the mat, cover, 1, 2, kick out. Stasiak stands - there's a catapult towards the corner. He waits for Raven to turn and comes in with the punches. Whip - Raven hits the corner - Stasiak charges, but Raven moves and Stasiak meets the ringpost shoulder first. Raven heads to the top rope - drives his knee into the back of Stasiak's head and plants him in the mat face first! Nice! 1, 2, kickout. Armwringer - Raven pulls on the arm - and there's an armdrag takeover. Off the ropes - double dropkick to the face, 1, 2, Stasiak kicks out. Stasiak tossed to the floor - Raven follows - Russian legsweep with Stasiak hitting the security wall! Back in they go - here's a whip - Stasiak hits the corner face first and Raven's off the ropes simultaneously to meet him with a clothesline. Raven wants him to stand - charges and there's a kneelift. 1, 2, Stasiak kicks away. A whip is reversed - and Stasiak catches Raven in a sleeper hold. Raven drops down with a jawbreaker. Both guys stand - and Stasiak nails some rights. Raven ducks one - goes off the ropes but gets met with a leaping elbow. Raven's tossed again and again hit with the elbow. Raven's placed on Stasiak's shoulders - and there's a gutbuster! Stasiak parades around the ring talking to someone, comes over - boot to the midsection - gutwrench slam. Cover, 1, 2, Raven just kicks out. Right, whip - Raven hits the corner - Stasiak rushes over but gets booted in the jaw. Raven charges - Stasiak leapfrogs and Raven hits the corner face first. Rollup, 1, 2, Raven kicks out. Clothesline from Stasiak, 1, 2, no. Here's a whip attempt from Stasiak - which is blocked - boot to the midsection - Raven Effect. See ya, 1, 2, 3.

Time: 4:45

Tough Enough 2's season finale was Thursday night, and The Coach was on hand with Stacy Keibler to announce the winners. And this season's winners are Linda and Jackie.

On Smackdown! this week, Triple H had just been cost a match against Test thanks to The Undertaker. And Taker wasn't finished - he grabbed a chair and beat the crap out of him. Even Fit Finlay couldn't stop him, which is too bad because I happen to like Fit Finlay.

STEVEN RICHARDS vs. CRASH (for the WWE Hardcore Title)

Lockup - Richards pounds at the back of Crash. Richards chokes him on the ropes and threatens to drop him good. Whip - Richards tries a dropkick but Crash hangs on to the top rope. Crash hits a clothesline - off the ropes - and there's a headscissors takeover. Richards slides out to the floor - Crash is on the apron - crossbody, 1, 2, Richards kicks out. Richards gets up - there's a shot to Crash - Crash blocks the attempt to send him face first into the security wall instead sending Richards in. Crash looks under the ring, and grabs some trashcan stuff. Richards from the floor actually hits a Stun Gun on Crash! Crash is thrown in - Richards drops an elbow and throws the weapons out of the ring. Richards…goes for a chinlock. Hahaha. I think we're slowly moving him into Mick Foley from 1995. Crash escapes - ducks a clothesline and is off the ropes. He avoids the knee, rolls Steven up, 1, 2, Richards kicks out. Crash tries a Frankensteiner - but Richards falls with a powerbomb, 1, 2, Crash kicks out. Richards goes for the floor - and grabs a trashcan lid. There's a whack over the back of Crash's head. Richards picks him up, hits Crash again, 1, 2, Crash gets a shoulder up. Richards is losing it - and hits a vertical suplex. To the middle rope with the trashcan lid - Richards leaps - Crash sticks out his foot and the lid is knocked back into the face of Richards. Crash hammers some punches - there's a whip and a back elbow. Dropkick - scoop slam - and Crash grabs the trashcan lid. He pops Richards over the head - cover, 1, 2, Richards kicks out. Whip - Crash charges and meets a big elbow. Richards climbs to the top rope - and gets cut off. With Steven hung in the tree of woe, Crash heads to the floor to get a trashcan. Back - Steven escapes - Stevenkick onto the trashcan, cover, 1, 2, 3. Richards retains.

Time: 3:52

Last Monday night, RVD got an Intercontinental Title shot against Eddie Guerrero in a Ladder Match. Both guys went hard for 20 minutes, and RVD scored the win cleanly. After the match, Austin came down to beat on Eddie Guerrero in retaliation for the beer bottle attack - and Benoit helped Austin, only to turn on him seconds later.

X-PAC (with The Big Show) vs. D'LO BROWN

If I remember right, these guys had a swanky little series in the fall of 1998 for the European Title. Jackie says if you win the King Of The Ring, you become a huge superstar. Ain't nobody bigger than King Mabel! X-Pac poses before the match and Coach drools over his physique. Crowd: "X-Pac sucks!" Lockup - there's a hiptoss from X-Pac. X-Pac wants more. Another lockup - and X-Pac gets the side headlock. Spin - into the hammerlock, X-Pac drops down - and takes D'Lo down from behind. X-Pac spins around on D'Lo and paintbrushes him. Pose on the second turnbuckle. Lockup - side headlock is applied - D'Lo shoves him off and a shoulderblock drops X-Pac. Off the ropes - the hiptoss is blocked by D'Lo - and X-Pac is clotheslined. Hiptoss flows through into an armbar. X-Pac fights away - comes off the ropes and meets D'Lo's shoulderblock. Shaky shaky legdrop, cover, 1, 2, X-Pac kicks out. D'Lo comes at X-Pac with the shots to the head - a whip is reversed - and Big Show pulls down the top rope sending D'Lo to the floor. Show hits a chop and sends D'Lo back in. X-Pac chops at him in the corner - but D'Lo turns it around and chops X-Pac. Whip is reversed by X-Pac - X-Pac charges and meets D'Lo's foot. D'Lo out of the corner, and right into a sidekick. Cover, 1, 2, D'Lo kicks out. Whip to the corner - X-Pac charges and leaps…hitting the top turnbuckle leg first. D'Lo's up and hammers X-Pac. Whip - D'Lo meets X-Pac with a dropkick. D'Lo: "Get your ass up!" Whip - X-Pac off the ropes and D'Lo catches him…spinning - and a spinebuster! 1, 2, X-Pac gets the shoulder up. Whip from D'Lo - X-Pac ducks a clothesline - on the other side he leaps with the crossbody - but gets caught by D'Lo. He spins - and the nameless move is now called Sudden Impact. The Big Show is up on the apron so D'Lo goes over to dropkick him off. D'Lo heads to the top rope - jumps…and gets caught by Big Show. Show drives him spine first into the ringpost - then gorilla press slams him from the floor into the ring! X-Pac covers, 1, 2, D'Lo kicks out! In the corner - X-Pac chokes D'Lo with the boot, dances, here comes the Bronco Buster. D'Lo puts his foot up - right in the family jewels! Jackie: "Right in the money spot!" Coach: "The money spot? Does X-Pac have a side job?" I like that. D'Lo crawls to the top and leaps…right into the X-Factor. 1, 2, 3.

Time: 4:57

The Big Show gets into the ring - and here's a Chokeslam for good measure. But wait, Bradshaw's feeling heroic tonight and takes the nWo duo out.

Jackie can't wait to be home in Dallas tomorrow night. How will Steve Austin react to Chris Benoit? We'll find out when RAW hits the air - see you then.