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Ragne's Ringpost
With the stage perfectly set now, it’s time to begin introducing new members to the side of are G.A.Y. Hero Mike Sanders. First it would be fitting since Bradshaw looks as if he’s going to receive a single’s push Farooq has no where to go, that’s where a gimmick that he did, that was declared wrestlecrap by the all omniscient and omnipresent people over at wrestlecrap can be turned into absolute gold. As many of your wrestling purists might remember Farooq during one of his stints in the WWF did this whole Gladiator gimmick and I just bet good old Farooq has the costume set away in a Keepsakes box somewhere in his house, but he better dust that baby off because we’re going to reintroduce him as the GLAADiator! (of course GLAAD stands for Gay and Lesbian Association Against Defamation THE MAKING OF THE GLAADIATOR Farooq is seen backstage in the APA’s office, but he doesn’t seem himself as him and Bradshaw are playing cards with each other. Suddenly Farooq stands up and leaves and says “I just can’t hide this anymore man, I just can’t. Bradshaw throws his cards downs and says “What the hell”. So next week on what ever show you want to do it on have Farooq come out of the AP’s dressing room wearing his Gladiator outfit and have him say something like the “GLAADiator” has arrived. So finally Mike Sanders is in the ring wrestling and he’s getting stomped from when the back here comes the new GLAADiator to the ring and he runs into the ring and gives Farooq the dominator which the WWF creative team will christen GLAAD to see you! Or something else corny like that. With the help Mike Sanders receives he gets a well deserved win. THE LAST MEMBER OF G.A.Y. (FOR AWHILE) This continues with a slow burn for about two weeks or so as Mike Sanders said that G.A.Y already has a GLAADiator but there still missing one key component. The G.A.Y needs a warrior and that’s just what they’re going to get. Internet rumors run rampant that the Ultimate Warrior could not possibly be going back to the WWF to pursue a gay gimmick. The Internet would be a buzz as Joe Schmoe on the street will be like the Ultimate Warrior couldn’t be gay could he? What’s going on? Either way you look at it it’s going to get people talking. After you tease the Ultimate Warrior coming back to pro wrestling for a little while, finally deliver with the big surprise somewhere near the Main Event have all the light goes dim and then out of no where plays the Ultimate Warrior’s theme music. Can you hear the beat. Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun DUH! Or something like that blares over the Arena and the crowd is going bonkers for the Ultimate Warrior. Then the mysterious figure runs down the entrance way and gets in the ring and starts shaking the ropes with reckless abandon like the warrior did, and then the light goes on and standing in the ring could be one of may people ranging from Chuck Palumbo, yeah what the heck let’s use Chuck Palumbo for our purposes. He’s decked out in Rainbow Face paint, a light blue turnks with a smiling raindbow on them and the arm bands with those little stringies hanging off them and welcome the Rainbow Warrior to the WWF! Sanders, GLAADiator, and the Rainbow Warrior talk of how they will destroy the WWF once and for all! In the next Ragne Ringpost the Gay Saga continues! |
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