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Ragne's Ringpost
If the WWF is going to the whole “gay” gimmick with Mike Sanders then they might as well do it right. Mike Sanders many will remember was the Charismatic Mouth Piece for WCW’s Natural Born Thrillers. I have no doubt that if anyone would be able to pull off the gay gimmick it would be Mike Sanders because for whatever reason that hair doo he had going just left me wondering if he was batting for the wrong team, if you know what I’m saying. But right now what the WWF needs is something fresh and something original the likes of which no one has ever seen before in wrestling rings. They need a stable that can draw that heel heat, and why not make Mike Sanders the leader of this stable? This new heel faction has the potential to be way more over as heels then even the legendary 4 Horsemen. Forget about the Horsemen’s styling, profiling, and jet flying, and prepare to usher in the Era of defiling, sodomizing, and alternative Lifestyling! But as always an grand stable needs a name and what would be more appropriate yet totally politically incorrect at the same time? Well that’s easy just make it initials such as L.O.D., nWo, D-X, only this time make those initials G-A-Y! As in G.A.Y! the new faction that will decimate the wrestling landscape for years to come. Of course the G stands for Gorgeous the A stands for And, and finally the Y stands for Young. Sounds like a fitting name for me so now let’s set the stage for G.A.Y’s entrance into the WWF! SETTING THE STAGE Now we could basically set the stage in a number of ways but this is the way I opted to do it, if you want use your imagination and come up with some of your own angles to introduce this group to the WWF. RAW is live, and once again has opted to drop his drawers and is demanding that someone kiss his booty. For whatever reason he won’t give poor old Trish Stratus a break and he’s forcing her to kiss his butt as angle is forcing her too. Vince says “I’m going to savor every second of this” just when you expect the Rock’s music to hit and him run down to make the save, no music hits, but from the back comes running Mike Sanders with a steel chair in his hand and the stunned crowd doesn’t know what to think. Angle seeing this does his whole coward routine and flee’s the ring while Vince is still savoring the moment and Mike Sanders tells Trish to move out of the way and she happily does, and Mike Sanders moves and Kisses Vince’s butt, and Vince is so excited and he turns around to see Mike Sanders waving at him and he goes Irrate and Mike Sanders lays him out with the Chair. Not a bad way to introduce the new character to the world of the WWF, but it doesn’t quite reveal quite yet that Mike Sanders is in fact gay. Then the next week on Smackdown Mike Sanders is given some air time probably about 5-7 minutes to come out and say why he kissed Vince’s ass, and have him say something along the lines “Of how he’s dreamt of doing it ever since he was a kid, and how he wasn’t like other kids, because he was infatuated not by the Fabulous Moolah, but of British Bulldog, or something like that, and have him go on and by this time the crowd heat should be substantially on him, and this sets the stage for what will occur next in what will lead to the formation of G.A.Y check out my next column to see how this group would come together, and to see who the major players would be. |
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